3 Selfish Wishes Meme - Base

I discussed with friends about having 3 wishes. There was this dude that asked for the typical selfless stuff, and thus, we put a limit to the wishes: No philanthropy.

And then I got this idea.

There's this genie who has to give 3 wishes to people that are selfish enough to pass on the cigar. Whoever can't, will stay in the cigar and become the new genie

So yeah, if you're making this meme and someone made it before you, it might as well be them. Now, go wild, and get greedy.